Darwin Project Supporter Pack

A lush array of fighting and hunting gear fresh from the Darwin Project Textile Factory! We’ve got you covered in Hockey equipment with the Lonely Goalie Full Set AND the Hockey Hooligan Full Set, as well as the legendary Glade of Glory hockey stick/axe weapon. Not to mention the dang Yellow Devil Shovel Axe and Uniworm Bow. Each piece was hand sewn/cobbled by our industrious work force of delinquent teens. If you don’t love it, they don’t eat! Unless they’re on a hunger strike, in which case they must eat. But don’t worry about how it got made, worry about what you are going to do when you suddenly look so amazing! If your prey gets one quick look at your outfit before your axe splits their brains apart don’t be surprised if their last words are “Hey, nice!”